In Mountjoy Jail one Monday morning…

No toilet joy in "The 'Joy"
During my visit to Mountjoy jail a couple of Monday’s ago I had some great “craic” with a group of long term prisoners. I am never too sure about the appropriateness of me going into prisons to “meet the residents.” I guess that’s because I remember all too often how embarrassing it used to be when visitors came into prisons where I was serving my time. For one, nobody is exactly looking their best. Gawping outsiders traipsing about the place with a prison officer in tow telling them how good the facilities are etc etc used to be so frustrating. There were some amazing facilities in many of the prisons I experienced for sure – but only a minority of prisoners ever got to take advantage of them. It was always a fierce competition to get anywhere near the front of the queue for opportunities. And then there were those who really didn’t want to compete – they needed more help, more encouragement, more of everything – so they got left behind. The guiding prison officers rarely mentioned those truths. In Mountjoy it was different. I agreed to go in to talk about writing – share a bit of my journey, before, during and after prison. It might inspire a bit of hope – I never saw anyone who had been in prison come back in to share something positive with us when I was in. I only ever saw people coming back who had failed, for whatever reason, and were back for another stint. What struck me at Mountjoy was how, (ahem,) honest everybody was. The teachers I met were amazing – as usual in prisons everywhere, these people treated the prisoners like students – and there was a holistic approach to their work. They weren’t just teaching subjects, they were providing social care and support. I met the music teacher, the ceramics teacher, a psychologist and a counsellor – they were just amazing individuals. The big bear of a teacher who organised my visit could not have been more positive about the work they were doing. “We are trying to encourage hope and the belief that there is a better way to live, even in here,” he said. I shook hands with a prison officer – he was embarrassed about the “slopping out” – the practice of shitting and pissing in buckets by prisoners – I was shocked that it was still going on. Even the governor was embarrassed when I mentioned it to him. But it is the Irish Prison Service that really should be embarrassed. People go to prison as a punishment – not to have their human dignity undermined more than it already has been by their criminality.







